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Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks 2lbAttention, pranksters and mischief makers! Are you tired of telling people to eat a bag of well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of Sour Dicks! Thats right, folks 2 whole pounds of fruit flavored phalluses, ready to assault your taste buds and your dignity! Introducing Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks the gift that keeps on giving (and possibly gagging). This easy grip jar is packed with more dicks than a politicians convention, and theyre
Attention, pranksters and mischief-makers! Are you tired of telling people to eat a bag of well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of Sour Dicks! Thats right, folks 2 whole pounds of fruit-flavored phalluses, ready to assault your taste buds and your dignity!Introducing Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks the gift that keeps on giving (and possibly gagging). This easy-grip jar is packed with more dicks than a politicians convention, and theyre all sour enough to make your face pucker like youve just seen your grandma naked.
But wait, theres more! These little members are surprisingly versatile:
Keep a jar in your pantry for when unexpected jerks drop by
Spice up your trail mix (because nuts just arent enough anymore)
Fill a candy dish and watch your coworkers reactions
So, whether youre looking to sweeten up that special as hole in your life or just want to be a dick yourself, Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks is the perfect solution.
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4.6 ★★★★★
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★★★★★ 5
Another great book
Format: Hardcover
Loved this for my wild child
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Reviewed in the United States on April 8, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Favorite book!
Format: Board book
This is our family's all-time favorite book!!! It is so cute and makes bugs fun! It is educational, with cute little rhyming words and great illustrations
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Reviewed in the United States on July 27, 2025
★★★★★ 5
The kid and I both love this book
Format: Hardcover
I am so enamored with the illustrator of this book that I've taken to buying almost everything he does. The illustrations here are so cute and playful! My daughter wants to read this almost every single day. She loves to point out the bugs on the different page and we make up stories about them. She can now recognize so many bugs we when go outside and is really excited to see them in real life! She laughs at the antics of the ladybug on each page and loves that there are different animals hidden in with the bugs. Really can't say enough good things about this book. My only caution is that there aren't really a lot of words, so if you aren't comfortable ad-libbing or making up stories you may find it a bit boring. But if you make it interactive it's really fun!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 1, 2020
★★★★★ 5
Greatest book on the planet
Format: Board book
This book was purchased for me as a baby shower gift. My daughter is obsessed with this book. We have read it so much that our first copy has seen some damage (the book is sturdy, the damage is our fault). I had to get another copy just to keep forever. I will also be purchasing the hard cover book to keep in my collection to have forever. The illustration is brilliant, we love Oscar, the writing itself is so fun. I love that it encourages exploration, play, as well as education. 10/10 - this is our favorite childrens book ever. We read it maybe 30 times a day.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 19, 2024
★★★★★ 5
Cute Rhymes and wonderful info
Format: Board book, Format: Board book
This book is super cute and makes bugs interesting with it's colorful pages and different big varieties. The book rhymes throughout the pages and it's so cute and almost reminds me of song that could have sung by the "Animaniacs" (my age is showing lol). In one of the pics I show the cover damaged but that's from my son chewing on the book. Just because it's a board book doesn't meant it's exempt from damage, just makes it last a little longer than a paperback.
I also REALLY like that there is a page that lists the bugs seen along with their names which is helpful in teaching your little one! My son enjoyed this beautiful book. :)
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Reviewed in the United States on January 15, 2023