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Invest in America Buy a Congressman Long Sleeve Tee

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Invest in America Buy a Congressman Long Sleeve TeeWashingtons favorite investment strategy finally gets the merch it deserves. This long sleeve tee celebrates the only truly bipartisan program in American history: selling the country to the highest bidder. Our two patriotic mascots are dressed to impress, showered in donor cash, and ready to pass whatever bill their sponsors slide across the table. Soft as a lobbyists handshake. Honest as C SPAN on mute. A perfect shirt for anyone who prefers their

Washington’s favorite investment strategy finally gets the merch it deserves.

This long sleeve tee celebrates the only truly bipartisan program in American history: selling the country to the highest bidder. Our two patriotic mascots are dressed to impress, showered in donor cash, and ready to pass whatever bill their sponsors slide across the table.

Soft as a lobbyist’s handshake. Honest as C-SPAN on mute. A perfect shirt for anyone who prefers their satire accurate and their politicians bought fair and square.

Throw it on, walk into any room, and watch people do a double-take. Some will laugh. Some will wince. Congressional staffers will suddenly need to “check their phone.”
That’s the magic.

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs

Size guide

  SHIRT LENGTH (inches) CHEST WIDTH (inches) CHEST TO FIT (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 34-37 25 ⅝
M 29 20 38-41 26 ¼
L 30 22 42-45 26 ⅞
XL 31 24 46-49 27 ½
2XL 32 26 50-53 28 ⅛
  SHIRT LENGTH (cm) CHEST WIDTH (cm) CHEST TO FIT (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94 65
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1 66.6
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3 68.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5 69.9
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6 71.4
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