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Vango You?re Getting Old ? A Party Card Game for Aging Millennials - 2 to 6 Players, Ages 14+, White, Red, Orange

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Vango You?re Getting Old ? A Party Card Game for Aging Millennials - 2 to 6 Players, Ages 14+, White, Red, OrangeFeatures How To Play: Draw cards with an old and redeem prompt. Players move their pieces up and down their Path To Getting Old card based on if theyve said or done whats listed in the prompt. For example, if youve every scrolled Spotifys top 100 list and thought to yourself, Who the hell are these people? you have to move up a space. Designed for aging millennials ready to embrace their inner senior citizen. Gather around with your side parts, skinny

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  • How To Play: Draw cards with an “old” and “redeem” prompt. Players move their pieces up and down their “Path To Getting Old” card based on if they’ve said or done what’s listed in the prompt. For example, if you’ve every scrolled Spotify’s top 100 list and thought to yourself, “Who the hell are these people?” you have to move up a space.
  • Designed for aging millennials ready to embrace their inner senior citizen.
  • Gather around with your side parts, skinny jeans, and craft beers while you laugh at all the things you and your aging friends say/do now while competing to retain some semblance of your youth.
  • For ages 18-45. Best played with 3+ players.
  • What’s Inside: Each game contains 150 cards (300 old prompts and 300 redeem prompts), 6 “Path To Getting Old” cards, and 6 avocado pieces.

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Product Description "Have you ever scrolled Spotify’s top 100 list and thought to yourself, “Who the hell are these people?” or said, “8pm is too late to start a movie”? If so, then gather around with your side parts, skinny jeans, and craft beers because it’s time to play “You’re Getting Old”, a party game that proves age is just a number... but sometimes that number is higher than you'd like it to be. Each turn, a card is drawn with both an “old” and ""redeem"" prompt. If you've said or done what's listed on the ""old"" prompt, you move your avocado piece up one space on your “path to getting old” card. Congratulations, you're one step closer to the finish line... or should we say ""the end of the line."" But don't worry, there's a glimmer of hope! If you've said or done what's listed on the ""redeem"" prompt, you get to move back down a space. It's a small victory, but it's a reminder that you still have some youth left in you. The player who reaches the end of the path first is the loser, and the player closest to the start wins, but let's be real, you're all losers in this game. Safety Warning Not suitable for children under 3 years
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