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Description
Dangerous Ideas of a Ruthless Bitch Hardcover Gag JournalIn a land crawling with brain dead zombies, she fights with more than just a sword. Her sharp intellect carves deeper than steel. Her savage mindset leaves weak men weeping. And yes, her fabulous pussy has inspired songs, started wars, and ended them too. Crack open this legendary volume and discover nothing. Its blank inside. 150 lined pages waiting for your own ruthless ideas, cruel jokes, or grocery lists written with contempt for humanity. Details
In a land crawling with brain-dead zombies, she fights with more than just a sword. Her sharp intellect carves deeper than steel. Her savage mindset leaves weak men weeping. And yes, her fabulous pussy has inspired songs, started wars, and ended them too.
Crack open this legendary volume and discover… nothing. It’s blank inside. 150 lined pages waiting for your own ruthless ideas, cruel jokes, or grocery lists written with contempt for humanity.
Details fit for a warrior queen:
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Matte laminated hardcover with pulp-fantasy artwork
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150 lined pages (75 sheets) for schemes or shopping
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Perforated tear-outs for passing notes to terrified mortals
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Sewn case binding strong enough to outlast civilization
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Size: 5.75" × 8"
⚔️ Disclaimer: This is a gag gift journal. The cover tells an epic tale, but inside it’s all yours.
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