The Ultimate Excuse Generator
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The Ultimate Excuse Generator

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The Ultimate Excuse GeneratorIn need of a new excuse? Teacher growing tired of "the dog ate my homework"? The Ultimate Excuse Generator is here to help! How about trying 'I was late for school because an evil robotic scout leader bowed deeply and then was violently sick in my pocket'? Or 'I didn't make my bed because a hula hooping spudwrangler landed using a jetpack and wanted a selfie'? This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate over 60 million excellent excuses for

In need of a new excuse? Teacher growing tired of "the dog ate my homework"? The Ultimate Excuse Generator is here to help! How about trying 'I was late for school because an evil robotic scout leader bowed deeply and then was violently sick in my pocket'? Or 'I didn't make my bed because a hula-hooping spudwrangler landed using a jetpack and wanted a selfie'?

This fabulously fun flipbook allows you to generate over 60 million excellent excuses for all occasions. Wacky, zany, and sometimes plain silly, The Ultimate Excuse Generator will ensure you'll always have the right answer for anything!

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Stephanie
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 5
Hana approved, gold star toy
Color: Original Pack, Color: Original Pack
This is, according to Amazon, our 11th set in 3 months. According to Hana, our shiba/chi mix, this toy is immaculate. Crunch score is a 10/10 and the squeak? Don't get her started. High pitched, easy to squeak and protected by just enough crunch and fabric that it actually lasts. In fact, she will tear the toy open before the squeaker gives up. This may seem like a small feat, however most toys last 12-30 minutes before the teefies take the squeaker out of commission. Lambchops last about 15 minutes before the squeaker gives in and fluff decorates the floor. The only reason we buy so many so often is because 1. The teefies do eventually puncture and the moment that happens she guts the poor Claw instantly. And 2. She has about 11 teefies, so the mouth gets kinda icky and due to the crunch, washing these kind of sucks- retains a lot of water and cant dry. So we replace them often even if she doesn't get to the gutting. 10/10. Its her favorite toy. And we've tested a lot of toys.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2026
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Connie B.
Cuba, US
★★★★★ 5
These are ADORABLE!
Color: Tropical Pack, Color: Tropical Pack
These are adorable! I got them as a gift for my in-laws pups and when I was taking pics of them my dog now wants them soooo I’m going to order more for her! They are so soft and the details are hilarious! Just be careful because the pawcohol content is pretty high so I’m sure your dog will be feeling it after just one! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Reviewed in the United States on December 17, 2025
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Jannisa
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Great quality
Color: Tropical Pack, Color: Tropical Pack
My dog went absolutely wild for these they crinkle but thy don’t squeak and I went wild for that! She is a stuffy destroyer and she’s had them for 20 minutes now and they are still intact great product I’ll definitely be ordering more toys from you guys
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Reviewed in the United States on December 25, 2025
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Amazon Customer
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 5
My dog loves these toys!
Color: Original Pack
My dog is obsessed with these toys! We jokingly say that he’s a “doggie alcoholic” because he seems to not destroy any toys like this. They’re very soft and each of them has a squeaker! He’s a German Shepherd so they’re a little on the small side, but he loves them none-the-less! Wouldn’t recommend for tough chewers if you’re looking for something that lasts, but they’re cute and fun either way! Love the fact that they’re made by a small business as well. Will have to update with a picture in a bit!
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Reviewed in the United States on February 17, 2025
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Jessica
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Great Toy!
Color: Tropical Pack
These are great! I bought last Christmas for our pup- a 17 lb Aussie doodle. She’s pretty rough on toys. Usually pulls the stuffing right out in a few days. But these have lasted all year. Came back to buy her 2 new “flavors” to put under the tree.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 20, 2025

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