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Looks Like You've Had A Bit Too Much To Think Thought Police Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt"Looks like you've had a bit too much to think!" intones the Mustachioed THINKPOL officer, his stride deliberate and authoritative, as he approaches Winston with unyielding severity. Perhaps Winston's visage betrayed an inadvertent reveal of disdain and repulsion, for the imposing figure in somber attire draws even nearer, shrouded eyes concealed behind the shield of mirrored aviator esque spectacles. "Is there something lingering upon your tongue,
"Looks like you've had a bit too much to think!" intones the Mustachioed THINKPOL officer, his stride deliberate and authoritative, as he approaches Winston with unyielding severity.
Perhaps Winston's visage betrayed an inadvertent reveal of disdain and repulsion, for the imposing figure in somber attire draws even nearer, shrouded eyes concealed behind the shield of mirrored aviator-esque spectacles.
"Is there something lingering upon your tongue, sir?" His words now bear the weight of intimidation. "No, sir! Nothing," Winston stammers with anxious alacrity, diverting his gaze with utmost discretion. "Very well, then. Proceed." The officer's voice subsides into a more measured, officious cadence.
"Remember, closed minds stop thought crimes. Let's move along."
Illustration by Dan McCall. Inspired by George Orwell's novel Nineteen Eighty-Four.
Searching for a thick, structured t-shirt that's also comfortable and breathable? The men's garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt checks all the boxes with its 100% ring-spun cotton fabric. It has a classic t-shirt fit that's sure to please.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
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