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Description
Retirement Plaque - Design 6HRs worst nightmare has officially clocked out. Officially Retired Time To Be Bad is for the retiree whos done with rules and ready for fun. This hilarious design features a sun hatted, bikini clad Naughty Retiree toasting with champagne and a Finally no HR speech bubble, while her man relaxes under the palm trees. Retirement goals, right there. Perfect for beach houses, caravans, she sheds, or as the ultimate gag gift at a retirement party. If shes
HR’s worst nightmare has officially clocked out. “Officially Retired – Time To Be Bad” is for the retiree who’s done with rules and ready for fun.
This hilarious design features a sun-hatted, bikini-clad “Naughty Retiree” toasting with champagne and a “Finally no HR” speech bubble, while her man relaxes under the palm trees. Retirement goals, right there.
Perfect for beach houses, caravans, she-sheds, or as the ultimate gag gift at a retirement party. If she’s spent years being professional, this is her permission slip to be a little bit bad.
Each plaque is V-carved with precision using a CNC router, giving crisp, deep detail that makes the graphics and lettering pop.
Choose Your Material:
- Solid Macrocarpa Timber – Natural, warm grain with a clear satin finish that protects the wood and highlights the V-carved details
- Painted MDF – Finished in satin black and silver for a sleek, modern, high-contrast look
Fully Customisable Colours & Text
Want it in teal and rose gold? Coral and white? We can customise the paint colours to suit her style.
Want to add a name or year? We can add “Sue – 2026” or change “Naughty Retiree” to her name. Just ask.
Product Details:
- Size: 380mm diameter round
- Design: V-carved circle with beach scene, speech bubble + bold border text
- Finish: Clear satin on Macrocarpa, satin finish on MDF
- Hanging: Keyhole slot routed into the back for easy, flush wall mounting
- Fully Customisable: Colours, name, year, and wording all tailored to your retiree
How to Order Your Custom Plaque
Click “Contact” or email us to discuss the name, colours, and any text changes you’d like. We’ll send a mock-up to confirm the design before we start crafting.
Lead Time
Please allow 10-15 working days for dispatch once the final design is confirmed. Handmade takes time, and we want it perfect.
Shipping Notes
- Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
- Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
- Delivery to the USA:
- Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
- If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
- To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
- Please click here for more details>>> Return & Exchange Policy