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Oldage Mutant Mitch McConnell T-ShirtOld age mutant Mitch McConnell, weirdo in a halfshell! Made from a toxic spill in the murkiest portions of the Potomac swamp, Mitch mutated into the awful lumbering chimera we see today. McConnell lurks amongst the Congress critters with his bulging spectacled eyes locked in on the slow race to oblivion. Seemingly impervious to time itself, the reptile's ancient animal instincts have propelled him to become the longest serving Republican senator. 100%
Old age mutant Mitch McConnell, weirdo in a halfshell!Made from a toxic spill in the murkiest portions of the Potomac swamp, Mitch mutated into the awful lumbering chimera we see today. McConnell lurks amongst the Congress critters with his bulging spectacled eyes locked in on the slow race to oblivion. Seemingly impervious to time itself, the reptile's ancient animal instincts have propelled him to become the longest-serving Republican senator.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
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★★★★★ 2
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Color: Army Green, Size: X-Large
Not quilted. Very light weight. Thin. Certainly looks nothing like advertisement
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Reviewed in the United States on November 21, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Great find for less
Color: Wine Red, Size: X-Large
I purchased two of these in different colors for my husband. They were way cheaper than other options available. I was nervous about the quality with how much cheaper, but he loves them. And I must say they look very good on him. Happy with purchase, true to size. My husband is 6'2' and no complaints about the length.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 18, 2025
★★★★★ 4
Nice sweatshirt
Color: Wine Red, Size: Large
My husband likes it. Comfortable, nice color and fit.
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Reviewed in the United States on October 5, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Great shirt
Color: Dark Grey, Size: XX-Large
Very comfortable
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Reviewed in the United States on February 18, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great looking great dumb watch
Color: Black/Red/Digital
Great watch
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Reviewed in the United States on April 22, 2026