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Screw Fauci Short-Sleeve Unisex T-ShirtIf you look in the dictionary under insufferable you'll see Anthony Fauci. Possibly worse than this guy himself are the droves of unbearable devotees parroting every absurd new position this guy pushes in gag inducing compliance. The mouthbreathing wine moms and their soy filled house cat men triple masking their life away in their homes while bouncing from news channel to news channel squawking "numbers are up! Numbers are up!" It's a national
If you look in the dictionary under insufferable you'll see Anthony Fauci.
Possibly worse than this guy himself are the droves of unbearable devotees parroting every absurd new position this guy pushes in gag-inducing compliance. The mouthbreathing wine moms and their soy-filled house cat men triple masking their life away in their homes while bouncing from news channel to news channel squawking "numbers are up! Numbers are up!" It's a national tragedy.
"Did you get your Fauci ouchie?" they'll ask, unprompted by any normal convention of social grace to everyone they may have spoken with casually in the last 10 years. All just for the preening opportunity to let the world know that they took the Pfizer, both jabs, and are feeling just great!
These Vitamin-D-deprived husks may be the lastest flavor of swollen-amygdala dickheads. But you almost can't blame them in a way. Fauci and his faucist brigade of pharmaceutical masters of the universe and the corporate media publicity machine have whipped them into hysteria for over a year.
This stuff is focus-group-tested big-time pig time Madison Avenue C-Suite-level propaganda that Edward Bernays himself would pay good money for. Cloistered fear consumers stand no chance.
Screw Fauci all the same.
These shirts are printed on our most popular style of tee made of 100% ring-spun cotton. It's is soft and comfy, lightweight, and because of the high thread count of combed ringspun cotton, it's durable too. Don't let the lightweight fool you. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
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