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Description
Retirement Plaque - Design 5Hes retired, not reformed. Officially Retired Naughty By Choice, Pension Approved, Trouble Still Expected is the perfect plaque for the bloke whos hanging up his work boots but keeping his sense of mischief. Featuring a grinning, sunglass wearing devil with a cocktail in hand, handcuffs, and a cheeky tail, this design says it all. The pension might be approved, but the trouble sure isnt over. Ideal for man caves, garages, bars, or as the star gag gift
He’s retired, not reformed. “Officially Retired – Naughty By Choice, Pension Approved, Trouble Still Expected” is the perfect plaque for the bloke who’s hanging up his work boots but keeping his sense of mischief.
Featuring a grinning, sunglass-wearing devil with a cocktail in hand, handcuffs, and a cheeky tail, this design says it all. The pension might be approved, but the trouble sure isn’t over.
Ideal for man caves, garages, bars, or as the star gag gift at any retirement party.
Each plaque is V-carved with precision using a CNC router, giving crisp, deep detail that makes the cartoon and bold lettering stand out.
Choose Your Material:
- Solid Macrocarpa Timber – Natural, warm grain with a clear satin finish that protects the wood and highlights the V-carved details
- Painted MDF – Finished in satin black and silver for a sleek, modern, high-contrast look
Fully Customisable Colours & Text
Want it in fire-engine red and black? Navy and gold? We can customise the paint colours to match his style.
Want to add a name or year? We can add “Barry – 2026” or swap the wording to something tamer for work gifts. Just ask.
Product Details:
- Size: 380mm diameter round
- Design: V-carved circle with bold stacked text + devil cartoon graphic
- Finish: Clear satin on Macrocarpa, satin finish on MDF
- Hanging: Keyhole slot routed into the back for easy, flush wall mounting
- Fully Customisable: Colours, name, year, and wording all tailored to your retiree
How to Order Your Custom Plaque
Click “Contact” or email us to discuss the name, colours, and any text changes you’d like. We’ll send a mock-up to confirm the design before we start crafting.
Lead Time
Please allow 10-15 working days for dispatch once the final design is confirmed. Handmade takes time, and we want it perfect.
Shipping Notes
- Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
- Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
- Delivery to the USA:
- Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
- If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
- We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
- Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
- To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
- Please click here for more details>>> Return & Exchange Policy