Mommy Cusses
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Mommy Cusses

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Mommy CussesFor fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell it like it is quotes, snarky lists, and too true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere. For new ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're in this together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection

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For fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere.

For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey. There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together"), "mom-tivities," and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief.

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Nice looking and durable
Size: 8.5" x 5.8" x 1.9", Color: Black
I bought this for my little nephew to put his rocks in and out and to keep them in. It’s perfect and durable.
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Perfect size
Size: 8.5" x 5.8" x 1.9", Color: Black, Size: 8.5" x 5.8" x 1.9", Color: Black
Love the look of leather and metal together.
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Handy small tray
Size: 8.5" x 5.8" x 1.9", Color: Black, Size: 8.5" x 5.8" x 1.9", Color: Black
This tray fits a small side table well. It holds a few remotes and has nice details.
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Valet Tray
Size: 8.5" x 5.8" x 1.9", Color: Black
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Just lovely
Size: 8.5" x 5.8" x 1.9", Color: Orange
Purchased this several months ago and liked it, but I had received so many complements on this tray since then I had to submit this review. The tray is sturdy and put together well, and the size is exactly what was given before purchase.
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