Bundle: Custom 4 Lines Text + PawPatch Track Dog Harness (X-Large)

Bundle: Custom 4 Lines Text + PawPatch Track Dog Harness (X-Large)Give your dog the last wordfour times over. The PawPatch Track Dog Harness + Custom Text Patch Bundle is for dog owners who have something to say (and want their pup to say it for them). Whether its I Only Bark on Weekends or Emotional Support Snack Thief, this combo lets your mutt strut their personalityand your sense of humor. Whats in the bundle: Custom 4 Lines Text Patch Say it loud, say it proudyour patch, your words. Choose from a variety of

Give your dog the last word—four times over.

The PawPatch Track Dog Harness + Custom Text Patch Bundle is for dog owners who have something to say (and want their pup to say it for them). Whether it’s “I Only Bark on Weekends” or “Emotional Support Snack Thief,” this combo lets your mutt strut their personality—and your sense of humor.

What’s in the bundle:

• Custom 4-Lines Text Patch
• Say it loud, say it proud—your patch, your words. Choose from a variety of fonts, colors, and layouts. Up to 18 characters per line across 4 lines. You tweak it in the live preview, we print it just like that. No surprises. No regrets. Unless you wanted a typo.

PawPatch Track Harness

• The harness that does more than hold your dog back—it puts them on the map (literally).
• Velcro®-compatible patch area for easy swaps
• Built-in Apple AirTag pocket to track your floof
• No-pull, adjustable fit for all-day comfort
• Reflective details for after-dark sniff missions

Perfect for gifting, clever quotes, casual flexing, or just making your dog the funniest one on the block.

Go ahead—give your dog a voice. Just make it a funny one.

Harness The Beast:

Your dog’s got personality—and possibly poor impulse control. Enter the PawPatch Track Harness, your new best friend’s new best gear.

This isn’t some generic big-box harness. It’s a customizable, trackable, no-escape, look-good-do-good piece of pup tech. Built with comfort and control in mind, it features:

• A Velcro®-compatible patch zone for swapping out messages as often as your mood changes
• A built-in AirTag pocket, so you can track your fur missile if they pull a backyard jailbreak
• No-pull fit that keeps your arm in its socket during “Squirrel!” moments
• Fully adjustable straps for a dialed-in fit (no awkward belly sag or shoulder squeeze)
• Breathable padding + reflective accents to keep your dog comfy and visible—day or night

Whether you're on a trail, the sidewalk, or a patio where your dog thinks everyone came to meet them, this harness handles the hype with swagger and smarts.

Because let’s be honest—your dog’s not basic. Their gear shouldn’t be either.

Four lines. One patch. Endless ways to get a laugh, make a point, or leave strangers confused (in a good way).

This isn’t some pre-made “Good Dog” nonsense. This is your message, your way—loud, proud, and Velcro®-ready.

Here’s what you’re working with:

• Up to 4 lines of text, 18 characters each (yep, spaces count—so plan that punchline wisely)
• Choose from a lineup of fonts, sizes, and colors to dial in the vibe—loud and bold or dry and deadpan
• Live preview shows you exactly what you’re getting—no guesswork, no "oops"
• Printed on a 3” x 2” patch, designed to turn heads and start conversations (or awkward chuckles)

Perfect for dog personalities ranging from “Nap Professional” to “Certified Trash Inspector,” wedding party shenanigans, or just flexing your wit on every walk.

Because let’s face it—if your dog’s not saying something funny, you’re wasting real estate.

📦 Bulk Orders Welcome

Custom patches for events, weddings, work crews, bachelor parties, or inside jokes that deserve to live forever? We’ve got bulk discounts—just shoot us a message.

🧼 Patch Care Tips

• Storage: Store back-to-back (rough side to rough side) to avoid snags
• Washing: Cold wash, air dry—no heat, no iron, no fabric softener
• Longevity: Treat 'em right, and they’ll outlast your favorite hat