Happy Holidays To Drunk Uncle
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Happy Holidays To Drunk Uncle

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Happy Holidays To Drunk UncleDuring the holidays, we get the chance to hear what fantasies the fake, foreign news has been spreading throughout the year. Over 25 years, we have listened as the stories become more and more unbelievable. Drunk uncle looks you straight in the eye and describes construction laws for new and existing bathrooms are destroying our Country. The last time we were able to visit family, 2 years ago, the story was theft was no longer illegal in California.

During the holidays, we get the chance to hear what fantasies the fake, foreign news has been spreading throughout the year. Over 25 years, we have listened as the stories become more and more unbelievable. Drunk uncle looks you straight in the eye and describes construction laws for new and existing bathrooms are destroying our Country. The last time we were able to visit family, 2 years ago, the story was theft was no longer illegal in California. This year, if we are able to visit family, the story will be how the election was stolen and Antifa tried to frame trump for the attack on the US capital. We will also hear how our children's brains are being destroyed by Critical Race theory. The fake, foreign news network gives drunk Uncle simple talking points. We need to have simple, basic talking points to use on drunk Uncle and other zombiefied family to show them the news they have been watching for the past 25 years was created by foreign interests with the goal of destroying our Democracy from inside. When these zombies are informed about what is really happening in the World their eyes glaze over and they seem to go into a trans, oblivious to the information they are being told. I hope we can find a way to snap them out of it before we completely loose our Democracy.

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Good enough
Color: Oak, Size: 24" W x 7" D x 1.5" H (2 pieces)
It’s a cheap shelf but it works for a starter apartment
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Easy and good looking.
Color: Black, Size: 24" W x 7" D x 1.5" H (2 pieces)
Installation is pretty straight forward. Small level is included to make sure they are put up correctly. They look good up on the wall.
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Thanh Nguyen
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Shelf wobbles and sits at an inclined angle after mounted.
Color: Oak, Size: 28" W x 7" D x 1.5" H (2 pieces)
While the shelf looks nice, it didn't work as it should. I anchored and screwed in the black metal bracket pretty well, and it stays perpendicular to the wall and doesn't wiggle or wobble one bit. But as soon as I slide in the wooden shelf, the whole shelf wiggles and settles at an inclined angle. Putting in the two screws down on the shelf did nothing to help with the wobbliness. I may have to glue down certain big decoration in fear of it sliding down the shelf, though that may be a bit overcautious and exaggerating.
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Very good quality
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Very good quality
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Easy install.
Color: Black, Size: 32" W x 7" D x 1.5" H (2 pieces)
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