The Long Shoe
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The Long Shoe

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The Long ShoeAuthor: Bob Mortimer Modern & contemporary fiction (post c 1945) Published on 9 October 2025 by Simon & Schuster Ltd (Gallery) in the United Kingdom. Hardback 336 pages 161 x 243 x 28 494g THE BESTSELLING BOOK BY MULTIMILLION COPY SELLING AUTHOR BOB MORTIMER. Bathroom salesman Matt is at a crossroads. He has lost his job, he is about to be made homeless and his girlfriend has left him. He wants his luck to change and he wants things to go back to how

Author: Bob Mortimer

Modern & contemporary fiction (post c 1945)

Published on 9 October 2025 by Simon & Schuster Ltd (Gallery) in the United Kingdom.

Hardback | 336 pages
161 x 243 x 28 | 494g

THE BESTSELLING BOOK BY MULTIMILLION COPY SELLING AUTHOR BOB MORTIMER.

 Bathroom salesman Matt is at a crossroads. He has lost his job, he is about to be made homeless and his girlfriend has left him. He wants his luck to change and he wants things to go back to how they were. Out of the blue he is offered a job that comes with a free luxury apartment. He hopes this might be enough to tempt her back. But, as events unfold, it starts to dawn on him that perhaps she didn't leave of her own accord after all...? Praise for Bob Mortimer: 'As a comedian, Bob Mortimer spins a shaggy-dog story like nobody else' The Guardian ‘The much loved comic proves adept at noirish fiction in a debut whose surrealist humour sets it apart’ – Observer‘Mortimer’s verbal specificity and off-kilter humour will keep his fans chuckling’ The Times  'There is a sweetness to his worldview that makes his writing gently poignant... Like Spike Milligan, the only vintage comic whose fiction is still read, Mortimer has managed to use a novel as a vehicle for his distinctive comedic voice' The Telegraph

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dutchkirk
Draper, US
★★★★★ 4
Nice!
Fit Type: 33" Inseam, Size: Medium, Color: White
Surprisingly nice. Fit is good and just a bit long. I expected shrinkage, however, after washing in cold water and drying warm, there is none that I could see. They wash nicely and don't need an iron, at least in the white version that I ordered.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 21, 2026
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BV2006
Fort Morgan, US
★★★★★ 5
Perfect material for comfort & offering different lengths for taller women!
Fit Type: 33" Inseam, Size: Medium, Color: Black
Great pants with different lengths. I love these pants& being 5”8 I wanted a longer length for wearing heels so the33 inch long works great. I plan on dry cleaning to keep them looking new! I now own 4 pairs & waiting for more colors to be available in the long length.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 24, 2026
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Toby
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 3
Great quality, a bit frumpy
Just ok. Probably should have returned these as I feel a bit like a grandma when I wear them, So they hang in my closet. Not super flattering but nice quality and fabric. Thickness is perfect. Style just isn’t for me but comfy
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Reviewed in the United States on September 27, 2025
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Sharpshopper
Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Amazing Fit For Tall Senior Slim Person!
Fit Type: 33" Inseam, Size: Medium, Color: Lake Green
I usually wear a size 8 or 10 or medium. But being 5 foot 11 and weigh 145, it’s very hard to find pants that fit. These in medium are great lightweight and long enough that they touch the floor in the back. Being older I have extra weight in my stomach and waist, but the waist is wide and not tight. It fits nice in the back also and the rise is long enough. Great summer pants for our hot weather in Florida. Even if they do pill some, I have a gadget that removes any pilling so not worried about that. I got the medium in the teal color which is not as bright but a nice color.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2026
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Monee Loyalty
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 1
Pilling
I loved these pants very much when I first purchased them the fit was amazing and the length was even better. Pants are very flattering. I wore them for the first time a few days ago only for a couple hours and pilling happened immediately! I am very annoyed at that fact because I purchased these pants at the end of March and I am not in my return window! I am Not a happy customer at all. Waste of money
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Reviewed in the United States on June 2, 2026

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